JOB OPPORTUNITIES
In the interest of community up-skilling we are offering brief internships for interested parties during our audit of Melbourne Central.
If you’re are in anyway chromatically inclined and would like to take part for an hour or two or possibly even a day, contact Jason at:
He will provide you with more detailed instructions.
The frequently asked questions below may assist in guiding your career path.
There is nothing on this site that really explains exactly what my job will involve – have I missed a section or am I just being pedantic?
Pedantry is all you need.
How important is synchronicity?
That depends on your moves
I have this grey Aertex shirt that I once thought was sort of airline-attendant-cool but actually it’s just cool in humid weather. Could I audit in it?
Perfect – always keep your cool (see answer to previous question).
I am colour-blind. Will this affect my performance as a Prismatic Auditor?
Medical certificates can come in very handy.
What is inside an auditor’s bum-bag?
It’s not a bum-bag it’s a utility belt. A torch and sometimes nuts (optional).
I have heard a walky-talky can give me intense feelings of misplaced authority. Is this true and when do I get to use one?
It is true and you will use one when I tell you.
Maths is not my strong point and data scares me, will this affect my chances of becoming a Prismatic Auditor?
We also wasted a lot of time colouring-in the bubble lettering on our assignment cover pages at school and look where we are today.
Is there any institutional recognition for a job well done like a casual clothes day or a meat platter raffle?
Torie bought me a biscuit once. I was touched.